The Diary of a Dog Ball

Ok, let's face it.  I'm a ball.  I get thrown around and dogs chew on me.  But I realy have a perpose.  I'll show you.

Sunday:  dogs chew on me
Monday:  dogs chew on me
Tuesday:  dogs chew on me

Alright.  I guess that isn't much.  But check out the other days.  I'm realy usefull now.

Wensday:  kids throw me
Thursday:  kids throw me
Friday:  kids throw me

Ok.  I'm not much.  Just a ball.  But here are some interesting facts.  I don't eat.  I do drink.  I drink the saliva that dogs leave on me.  It's discasting right?  I'm getting old.  I'm a chewed up ball.  Oh, here comes the humans.  Look what they got.  Another ball.  Let's go check it out.

The ball said that it was an old timer to.  The kids found it outside.  I told him it was Monday.  Oh no!  I just remembered.  The dogs day to chew on us!  Ruff, ruff!  Augh!  Ok, I'm back.  Jeez those dogs are slobery!

My Family

Everyone has a family of humans.  Mom, Dad, sister, brother.  That's what everyone has.  But sometimes you can add to your family by picking out an animal.  I have 2 dogs and a cat and two gerbils.  This is the story of my family. 

Before I was born Mom and Dad went and got Reno! (He's the cat)  His mom was my Grandma's cat.  They bought Reno.  When they moved to Michigan they got Coda.   Then Gus.  He was a tiny puppy when we got him.  Now he's huge!  Then they had me.  When I was two, my Uncle John came and said he wanted another dob.   He took Gus.  Four or five years later, Uncle John came back with Gus.  He gave him to us.  A couple months later a friend of ours wanted a black lab for his birthday.  So we gave him Gus.  Coda and Reno had the house to themselves.

Coda Girl

You see, Gus is very protective so if friends were around, he could bight them.  So they gave him back.  So Gus is with us!

I love to just lay down next to all of them and cuddle.  I play cat atack with Reno.  Hold his paw as long as you can before he bights you!  I just love our whole family!

The End

P.S.  Gus thinks he's a singer!  He howls every time my dad plays his horn!

The Diary of a Little Sister

Hi.  My name is Josie.  I'm 6 years old.  I can be nosy.  Like right now.  Oh, I'm going to see what my sister is doing.  I'm peeking in our room.  Then I come nose to nose with Jackiezilla!  It's not a good thing.  If your lucky, she might be in a good mood.  But she wasn't. 

GET OUT!!!!

Ow, my eardrums hurt!  I'm going to get breakfast.  Oh great, now my big sister is bossiing me around.  Do this, do that, uh she's so mean!

Oh here's my little brother.  We like to make forts together.  Let's go make one on the couch.  Oh great Jackie's reading a book.  I guess no fort there.  Let's do it here.

**Five Minutes Later**

It's all finished!  Yay!  Oh no Jackie's coming.  She knocked it over!  My life can be so menacing!